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Finally.
by u/VitaminnCPP in ProgrammerHumor

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Java protip: save room by stacking methods horizontally. [OC]
by u/dominosci in ProgrammerHumor

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Step 1: Run in circles for 23 days

"Nuts" is a Doom level consisting of two large rooms with 7,463 and 3,152 enemies respectively. You can get a UV speed time of about 36 seconds with good RNG.

Another run category is UV max which includes killing every enemy once. "Nuts" does not offer enough ammunition to complete this, only enough to get 92% of kills (leaving all Cyber Demons alone).

But, the Revenants sometimes fire homing rockets that you can accumulate over time and eventually crash into the demons. Since rockets are unlimited and each have smoke particles, your device slows to a crawl (1 frame / 3.5 seconds).

What an absolute waste of my time this has been...

- Zero Master

YouTube - The Most Hilarious Doom Speedrun Ever Performed

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After seeing this picture I instantly learned cryptography

Cryptography explained in one picture
by u/lulucmy in ProgrammerHumor

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When accessibility is actually a bug
by u/opulent_occamy in ProgrammerHumor