% node
Welcome to Node.js v12.22.3.
Type ".help" for more information.
> [1, 2, 3] + [4, 5, 6]
'1,2,34,5,6'
% irb
2.6.9 :001 > [1, 2, 3] + [4, 5, 6]
=> [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
Library author recently committed an infinite loop. No, like really, an INFINITE LOOP.
for (let i = 666; i < Infinity; i++;) {
if (i % 333) {
// console.log('testing'.zalgo.rainbow)
}
console.log('testing testing testing testing testing testing testing'.zalgo)
}
This was intentional (and also affected faker.js) due to the author not wanting large companies to consume their projects.
It's friday, so I get into work early, before lunch even. The phone rings. Shit!
I turn the page on the excuse sheet. "SOLAR FLARES" stares out at me. I'd better read up on that. Two minutes later I'm ready to answer the phone.